Category Archive: The Current Parliament
The writers, poets, essayists, artists and photographers featured in the current issue of The Thieving Magpie.
The writers, poets, essayists, artists and photographers featured in the current issue of The Thieving Magpie.
On the runway before climbing up the tail-gunner tells me he has a bad feeling about this trip. Says these 17s feel like a coffin to him and he’ll bail out at the first sign of trouble. I say we all will as a last resort but he’s not listening so I shut up.
Bright sun. My eyes water. You are standing at the end of the point. On the horizon, Kirk and Matty float back-to-back on the inner tube, legs dangling in the cold water. A small finch lands on a bough of the spruce in front of me, and its weight reveals a linen shoulder–Anita’s shoulder–level with your knees.
Several years earlier, when I sat in traffic court, I found a woman guilty of speeding. I believed the officer, and since he’d cited her a block from my health club at about 4:50 pm, I had a hunch she was racing to a class there. “I find you guilty,” I said, then offered her traffic school. A month or so later, in my health club’s sauna, a man emerged from the steam and approached me. “Are you a judge?” he asked. Both of us were buck naked.